Sailbad The Sinner

Listen. Listen to Sailbad the Sinner.
He'll stretch the truth a little bit thinner,
Spinning yarns with giant words,
with tails of flying giant birds,
flying rugs and magic places,
and dancing girls that veil their faces.

Everytime he goes to sea,
all are lost, all except he.
Only he had those wondrous trips,
sailing the world in unworthy ships.
So only he can recount the tale,
after you buy him a pint of ale.